Proposal 31 – cafe tableaux
5039 Baltimore Avenue
Opened by two scholars of the most perfect manifestations of the form, this is a coffeeshop, specializing in smashing
cell phones with hammers, banishing children, playing the most appropriate music at the most appropriate volumes, hiring
cute and accessible baristii, reupholstering armchairs found in the street, being a part of the continuum of every
experience its patrons have ever had, oh, oh, and the coffee tastes like watery shit.