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napoleon (perhaps apocryphally) called the piazza san marco “the drawing room of europe.” what if it actually was? where would the rest of the house be? travel-time, convenience, and privacy be damned, we’re drifting.

program: drawing room (venice), kitchen/dining (?), chambre (?), porch (?), attic (?), studio (?), fruit cellar (?).

tagged: 31houses, derive, picaresque

hmm, it looks like you already finished the scheme, too?!

that is more of a prompt. you are supposed to ‘design’ the other spaces in the program.

ok, here it comes. corresponding tifs will be emailed to your gmail acc’t directly.

freiburg!? nooooooo!

bedroom. black forest.

playlist: daft punk

porch. jardin du luxembourg

also played: radiohead, lyle lovett

studio. reims.

kitchen. mexico city (stand-in for barcelona)

fruit cellar. mont saint-michel

porch.

_ des plantes?

attic. stenness.

attic.

is that a fucking 3d model?

is that a fucking 3d model?

i think they all are.

_ des plantes?

luxembourg. i will go back and label the sites.

umm, i think that is actually the tuileries garden…stand by.

holy christ. you’re too late!

ugh, the jackass from whom i stole the ‘porch’ background had it dumped in a folder w/ luxembourg images; i was to busy peeping out the lawn for the porch to realize that that is the louvre in the background, not the sénat!
here is a similar view, definitely at the tuileries:

quelle humiliante!

holy christ. you’re too late!

you have 14 minutes - can you start a new draft?

boy!!!

jx, that took longer than i expected.

more before lunch tomorrow, promise!

updated previous.

from whom i stole the ‘porch’ background

i know you have pics of the luxembourg, that is where you ditched me to go on your last day in paris.

axon. fin.

nice touches w/ situationist arrows and ‘high plains..’

those are probably the 2 coolest things i have ever done, and they are poached.

did you notice that nothing connects to the chambre? the wrk.grp never sleeps!!!

speaking of poached, did this an msme project?
freiburg-29.JPG

or did y’all steal the columns for a school somewhere?

that wasnt msme. i didnt design the osu building so i dont know if there was any thievery.

two hacks busted

is that a fucking 3d model?