scenarios preferable to present reality, rendered as haiku +
worker.
ashley
coffee and biscuits
on the dashboard, ferriday,
louisiana
15:37:51 / 16.February.2005
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january search terms +
worker.
ashley
people arrive here looking for:
25: ashley ann rios
21: brutaldildos
17: pipelines sepulveda woodbury
07: perry kulper drawings
04: home construction with cinder blocks
03: architecture plans
03: perry kulper
03: ashley-ann rios
03: plagiarius
02: brutaldildos pass
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17:00:05 / 31.January.2005
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coming attractions +
worker.
ashley
i know that no other workers care about this website, but as it is the only contribution which i make to the work, its utility and ease of use are concerns for me. i would like to see the front page have updates more often, but retain focus on the projekts as well. i think this news page is useful for the frequent changes, but the projekts are sidelined, and not all of the posts are informative to the casual viewer. here are some proposals, which can be unioned or subtracted:
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though we like to have all the innards exposed here, how about some categories for the news, such as 'site' and 'office'. all would appear on the /news page,but the front page would only show the category 'office'. posts such as this one would be here for us to discuss, but not bore the new visitor. posts such as 'we just won the contract for the mall of mexico' would be on the front and on this page.
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a gallery of the work.group's greatest hits. one slide show or page of thumbs with a selection of our most delectable delights, such as the trio map or a photo of a worker introducing a projekt to an audience.
keywords: philip johnson, johnny carson, dick cheney
17:02:03 / 27.January.2005
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think russian +
worker.
ashley
i would like to take some time out to plug a product which has nothing to do with the work.group, but may serve as an advantage to it. i don't know what browsers are used by the other workers, but i have been using firefox for the past year or so. while it is a smooth and fast piece of software, it was nothing to push on others. however, i have been using the quicknote extension for several months, now, and i can not wait any longer to say what a tight and helpful tool it is to any writer, coder, researcher, or picture pirate.
18:02:31 / 14.January.2005
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october search terms +
worker.
ashley
the search engines continue to herd the rabble to the work.group; for what were you searching last month?
larry scarpa
comment about group work
mobile texts
conceive
excuse form for missing work
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13:28:49 / 01.November.2004
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the marquis projekt +
worker.
ashley
hey rubes, we have a new projekt folder online; welcome to marquis, the repository and laboratory for the development of the jensen gallery installation, ruminations on celebrity, and backdated projekt work.
23:54:46 / 23.October.2004
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have you, heard, of...the work.group? +
worker.
ashley
internet user: lol
internet user: What is your website?
ashleyworkgroup: www.sisyphean.com [and others]
internet user: Are they supposed to be that skinny?
ashleyworkgroup: who?
internet user: Your sites.
ashleyworkgroup: skinny?
internet user: Everything is on the left and a big empty on the next 60% of the page.
ashleyworkgroup: on which site? both of them have small splash pages, but the content pages are larger, no?
internet user: Sisyphean opens up but has errors
ashleyworkgroup: ?? what is your browser?
internet user: Have you seen my site?
ashleyworkgroup: i saw some in your sig; you had a few
ashleyworkgroup: i thought you had a couple, about guitars?
ashleyworkgroup: maybe i am mistaking you for the guy that has the beer links
internet user: I use to have a artisticly [sic] rendered bass guitar as my avatar and had posted some pics of me playing.
ashleyworkgroup: i remember the bass avatar; i think it is a cat now
ashleyworkgroup: ?
internet user: Yep, a very COOL cat.
ashleyworkgroup: i am curious about what kind of errors you see on sisyphean.com?
internet user: Maybe it is the image? http://www.sisyphean.com/ex_nihilo/
ashleyworkgroup: yes
ashleyworkgroup: we lost the header image somehow
internet user: lol
internet user: You artistic people.
internet user: lol
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11:50:24 / 30.August.2004
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are you ready to be f'ed man? +
worker.
ashley
our host is pissing me off. we have had multiple hours of downtime for three consecutive weekends. who knows how many clients and how much creativity this has cost us. i am ready to break off a refund and move our site to a new host. this would be the third time we have made such a move. this would also move ftground.net, i believe. moving mt is a pain in the ass. we also want to upgrade to wp. we will need a sequence for the process. perhaps, we will set up wp on the new server, then see if we can import the mt entries, then move the site. maybe we will move the site, install wp, cease making posts/comments for a day, then tranfer the entries from mt to wp, then spend weeks retooling the layout. is it best to do all the damage at once, or in increments? this is the last of a rambling string of sentences related by content, if not structure.
02:56:01 / 30.August.2004
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i guess you dont pronounce it 'lose-i-a-na'
john [w]
15:46:56 / 16.February.2005
i pronounce it with four (4) syllables, but i reckoned that the majority of our fans have a merely objective understanding of that place, and therefore pronounce it with five (5). i would rather field your attempts to mock me as uncultured than to receive dozens of emails stating that i miscounted.
also, new orleans has two (2) syllables.
ashley [w]
15:53:12 / 16.February.2005
hmmm...
i guess that popular conception of the hick pronounciation would be 'nawlins', however, i can also see 'new orleens' being lumped in that category. 'new orlins' is presumably the most widely used pronounciation, whilst there are some of us who would argue that it has 3 syllables, as in 'new orlee-ans'.
dont we have some work to be doing?
john [w]
15:58:07 / 16.February.2005
i believe hicks call it 'nu or-leens'; yats call it 'nawlins'. back to wrk.
ashley [w]
16:01:13 / 16.February.2005
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